Lupus/Fibro Dammit Doll

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Dammit Doll-click the PRINT button for the pattern to print out.
**NOTE~These would be cheap and easy to make and sell as a fundraiser.

These make great little Dammit Dolls for sick or stressful people
They can be thrown, jabbed, stomped and even strangled till all the frustration leaves you.

Attach the little poem to go with it:

~Lupus & Fibro Dammit Doll™:
When you want to kick the Doctor or
throw the phone and shout.
Here's a little dammit doll
you cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
and find a place to slam it.
And as you whack it's stuffing out,
yell, "dammit, dammit, dammit!"



You need to create a basic doll shape and cut it out of fabric, you can use any color fabric you want, but if you intend on adding facial features you will need to keep the fabric light.


Cut out 2 body shapes and sew around the edges.

Turn the doll the right side out and using a pen push out any edges in the hands and legs till it is all turned the right side out.

Then using your toy filling stuff the doll from the leg's up remembering to keep it firm enough so you can write against it.

Keep filling the doll till you reach the head, then using some glue or a few hand stitches close up the head.

Use your waterproof felt pens to draw on some facial features and glue on the hair along the head seam.

You can add as much or as little detail as you want to your doll.


--Other Poems--


~Computer Dammit Doll™

Weird things happen as you hit return
Or your keyboard just can't spell
Things don't seem to be going well
And the computer has a sudden "chill"
So instead of yanking the plug out
Just take this doll and whack it
Against the monitor as you shout
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

~Road Rage Dammit Doll™

In your car as you go to work
The guy in front is a jerk
Since he won't get out of the way
You yell, "I need to get there TODAY!"
Then to get more frustration out
Just grab the doll and whack it,
On the dashboard as you shout,
"Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!"


~Sports Rage Dammit Doll™

When the referee has made a bad call
And you want to yell and hit the wall
Or a player's missed an easy score
And you can't take it anymore,
Just grab this doll and whack it
At the TV as you shout
And knock the stuffing out,
Dammit! Dammit!, Dammit!!




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[sunnipearl]

That is to cute! How funny... one time I made a teddy bear for my daughter when she was only a year old. She carried that thing all over the place..Its 25 years old and she still has it ......Anyway long story short I stuffed it with dryer lint..LOl...Poor at the time you know..(still am) ....Well one day something set me off it was pretty bad,I took the teddy bear (her not knowing) and it was not her that set me off at all never....It was my ex.. I pulled it with my hands and feet I put it in between my feet and pulled on it's arms..I could not break that thing if you paid me to.I really was tugging so hard it never broke......It even had the parts tha moved...I to this day laugh about that time I tried to kill the teddy bear..My daughter will bring it up every now and then remember mom you told me you tried to kill the teddy? Thats was funny....... But she still has it. Goes to show you dryer lint works wonders..And it's clean!