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« on: May 30, 2007, 11:44:46 am »
New Drug Terminology (hilarious)
Body: In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a Generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer 's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 06:51:51 pm »
OMG!  2funny 2funny

It is  really halarious!   Thanks for the laugh, I needed  that. My father should look at this, he needs to laugh about his lack of growing pains!( blsh sorry Mum and Dad)....  bad daughter...        Cheers, Kimcolor=purple][/color]
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 11:29:08 pm »
LOL THAT WAS CUTE AND FUNNY !!THANKS FOR
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 07:20:38 am »
 grin  LOL OMG! that was so funny! Better then the MEN O PAUSE! I am LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! have fun all that was great! thanks for the laugh!  smiley
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